As you all know, life is hard, nobody hires anybody anymore. It’s harder to find a job than it is to work. As a result of my unreturned phone calls and ignored applications, I have decided to start doing commissions.
Now, I’m not an artist, but I am a writer. I write things, you see. Most people prefer to have things drawn for them, but I can’t draw, so I’d rather not make you pay for that. Instead, you can help support me by buying a piece of writing. The prices are on the blog; you can click here to see prices, and click here to see my promise.
I will write anything from original work to fan work. Prices vary based on word count, as you can see if you go see my prices. You can see some of my original work here and here, and some of my fan work here. People love getting things as gifts, too; for you friend who loves Doctor Who, I’ll put him in a story. For your niece who loves the zoo, I’ll write about her. Just click here to contact me, or email me at email@example.com
Please signal boost this, even if you’re not interested. Thank you!